Chipotle

Dating is pretty much just finding an eating partner, and that's fine.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 11, 2017

Celebrate the great indoors with a burrito.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) July 31, 2016

If by study you mean look at notes for a few minutes and then eat and then never really return to the notes, then yes, I did study.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 7, 2017

HER: Can you be serious for one second.
HIM: [Holding burrito like microphone] Hello, I’m Serious.
HER: We just talked about this.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 18, 2016

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because you ate a burrito.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) August 8, 2016

And the best actor in a leading role goes to chicken in this burrito.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 27, 2017

Purp by the pound. pic.twitter.com/qNRD4NqrMd

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 15, 2016

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This burrito bowl is big but not enough for two

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 28, 2016

Bowls are better than burritos. Don’t @ me.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) August 31, 2016

*first date*
“You gonna finish that bowl?”

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 21, 2016

Money can buy anything, but a Chipotle gift card can buy Chipotle.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 24, 2016

A backpack is a snackpack if you put snacks in the backpack.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) November 14, 2016